There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
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we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
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I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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