They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
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Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
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Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Bring me that man meat
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
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