Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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