I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
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All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
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At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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