You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
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Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
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Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I want to fling myself into the sun
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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