Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
our cab driver is having phone sex.
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Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
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The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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