We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
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It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
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My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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