I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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