STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Welp...herpes.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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