I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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