there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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