I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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