Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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