Dual....:-)
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Randomize
