i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
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I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
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Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
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