She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Randomize
