3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
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