I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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