Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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