Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
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I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
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nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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