11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
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So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
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I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
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