Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Sponge bath it is.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Randomize
