Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
40s are totally the cure
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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