Sry I called you an 8
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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