and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
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