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She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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