I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
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You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
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I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
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