Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Randomize
