You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
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There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
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He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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