Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
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I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
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FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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