We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Your dad touched me again.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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