Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
