So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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