you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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