I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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