HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
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just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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