And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
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