quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
Randomize
