when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
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