I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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