if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Randomize
