I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Randomize
