im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
Life is so much better after having sex.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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