he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
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Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
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You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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