I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Randomize
