That's when you crack a 10am beer
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
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Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
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WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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