About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
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i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
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Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
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I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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