He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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