there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
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Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
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She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
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