He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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