found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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