ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I'm too high and old for this...
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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