how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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