So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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