i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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